Here lizard , lizard , lizard, lizard. We are almost ready to kick off summer as your hot spot where the people that are in the know settle in and grab some down time on the finest dock on this side of the river. You got it, ladies and gents, The Lizard. Our team of professional sauce handlers and knowledgable managerial staff will comfort you like from a sleeping bag full of toasted marshmellows.
    Now that i got that out of the way, thanks to all the friends who have been helping us make this the best season yet. Welcome cruisers with pockets of nuts bolts and cash. Good weather is upon us and that spells a helluva weekend. Our friend Frank has been feeding the baby seals off the front pier and they come right out without any hesitation. We have gathered this as a sign such as the groundhog not seeing his shadow, meaning cruiser week is gonna be good.
    Join us for a great happy hour everyday from 3 till 6 with live music on the weekend. We are now open every day for one of the beaches best sunsets. So stop in and let our gorgious staff massage your food and drink pains. Stay tuned next week for more upcoming specials and a working guy and girl late night extreme price cutback for those wanting to relax food and drink style after work late night. So come where people like you. The lizard......see you beer. one.....im out.